Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
Publsh0x Troll: Hey Panda, why are you moping around?
Panda: I just came back from the senior citizen center
Publsh0x Troll: What were you doing?
Panda: Well, your granny made me work as an exotic dancer to pay off my debt. There was a birthday celebration so she had me pop out of a cake butt nekkid. I startled two little old ladies. The first one had a stroke…
Publsh0x Troll: That’s awful!
Panda: …and the other one couldn’t reach.
Publsh0x Troll: You’re going to hell Panda!
Panda: Indeed! But I may as well have some fun before I go. But you know who’s NOT going to hell?
Publsh0x Troll: Who?
Panda: My amazing subscribers of course! They’ve generously tipped me through good and bad times!
Publsh0x Troll: You’re begging and pandering to your subscribers again?
Panda: How else am I supposed to come up with rent money for your granny?!?
Troll’s Granny: Panda, I’m glad you asked, I got a chore for you!
Panda:
Troll’s Granny: No, not that, I need you to shave my beaver!
Panda & Troll: AAGH!
Frens, guys do stupid things for beaver. I’m amazed I have any money left!
I used to spend money on flowers, nice chocolates, and tickets just so I could spend time with some lovely ladies.
When I think back fondly on my past gal pals I lament that I have never achieved my dating Holy Grail.
I’ve only met a handful of redheads in real life but never had the pleasure of meeting one.
Sometimes I daydream about meeting a ravishing redhead (imagine a Christina Hendricks look a like)!!!
You can imagine my surprise when one approached Troll and myself at a sleazy dive bar.
Then I thought wait a minute…
Do the carpets match the drapes?
More importantly, why would such an amazing beauty want with either of us?!?
Imagine Troll finally getting to first base with a stunner!
Troll: Ooh ooh, get to the good part!
Panda: Don’t worry I will tee hee! Now imagine Troll reaching second base! He finally knows the joy of boobies!
Troll: HEY! What’s that supposed to mean? I’m a ladies man!
Panda: Sure, sure. When Troll slyly slides his hand up the skirt he finds a BIG surprise!
Troll: AAAGH!
Panda: “She” had a little extra down near third base! Turns out his new friend is a Preop! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that…)
Amazing what a plastic surgeon and some makeup can do!
Troll: Why didn’t you warn me you stinkin’ Panda?!?
Panda: I thought the Adam’s apple and the hairy forearms were an obvious giveaway!
Nowadays we can’t assume anything!
Especially in the crypto space, we should always keep our guard up just like when we’re in a bar or club.
Temptations exist everywhere. We need to think with our big heads.
Otherwise our little heads will lead us on to the path to poverty.
But apparently, degens somehow found enough extra money to throw around. They think they can get that “easy” 10,000X like the insiders and scam pumpers.
They usually wind up as exit liquidity unless they get in and out fast.
Unfortunately, most degens get in too late or pay outrageous gas fees. (Why can’t scammers move to a layer 2 solution).
Well, I didn’t think the average degen would be dumb enough to fall for crypto scams so soon!
I thought we would have to wait until the Bitcoin halving to get our hopes crushed again.
People love tossing their money into ratholes like $PEEPEE or $Sooey.
To add insult to injury degens are getting sandwich attacked on the way in and on the way out!
It looks like the scammer have excellent timing too. The crypto markets look kind of wobbly and the clever scammers dumped their tokens on the unsophisticated, unwashed masses at a good time.
Don’t fall for ICOs, ponzifarms, copy pasta memes, or VC dumpoors.
Some people have gotten rug pulled AGAIN.
I hope that crypto degens have learned another tough lesson.
Think you before acting impulsively otherwise you might get something “extra” that you might not want.
Keep your money in your pocket!
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
