Sarcasm Saturday #35 - LFGrill Some Memes

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Ready for Crypto Cooking? We gonna grill memes, lamb stakes, Romanian "mici" and sausages and have some cocktails! Don't forget to touch some grass and keep hydrated! 

Why #CryptoCooking and why is this a thing? Why Grillin’ at high standards? Cooking and grilling are an amazing mix of content that creates a synergy between two passions: cooking and blockchain technology. I can write about healthy foods and earn crypto!

Fancy a grilled cat? What about a lamb stake? I know that lamb meat is not everyone's favorite food but I like it now and then. If you know me or you follow me on socials ... you know I am a food lover and I invest in myself by buying and cooking my prime meats from scratch.

It's bad up there... so bad that the crypto investors are back on UberEats, Glovo and all the other food delivery non-web3 and non-Dapp services. With the way the market goes more down than up, I have 2018 vibes! The crypto investors are back on shift!

We still gonna make it but slower than usual! Steaking of ... I discovered the number one decentralized social network for Polkadot and Kusama. The dApp is helping content creators to build and own Web3 networks, and reward authors for their activity... earning $SUB tokens! 

I've been to Egypt and man I've had so much lamb in there! On the day I've had a trip in the desert I even tried some... camel curry! Why not!

The leg of lamb at the resort was better! More tender! I wish I had the cooking gear they had in there... and to be able to cook a whole leg of lamb like that! PVM feeling sad! 

Adding lamb meat in the diet will supply protein, healthy fat and vitamins. Like other types of meat, lamb is primarily composed of protein and fats. Cooked lamb is high-quality protein source, providing all nine essential amino acids that the human body needs for growth.

Lamb meat contains varying amounts of fat and CLA, depending on how much of it has been trimmed away, as well as the animal’s diet, age, gender, and feed. CLA has been linked to various health benefits, including reduced body fat mass.

The meat is rich in vitamins such as Vitamin B12, Selenium, Zinc, Iron and Phosphorus. Vitamin B12 is important for blood formation and brain function, Selenium has various important functions in the body while the Zinc is important for growth and the formation of hormones. Phosphorus is essential for body growth and maintenance.

I have 2 prime cuts for lunch, and I made a habit to spice the meat up a night before and leave it in the fridge to marinade and flavor up. I spiced up the lamb with chilies for heat and rosemary, fennel and star anise to balance the fire!

The next day I had two stakes bursting with flavor! A symphony of cayenne peppers, nutmeg, turmeric, garlic, star anise, sage and many more herbs were ready for the pan.

Will share few tips I learned from Gordon... always take the meat out of the fridge 10 minutes before cooking, and always add extra spices as more then half will burn through cooking. Don’t fry it too long or you will ruin the meat and it’s flavor! Less is more when it comes to lamb!

The pan must be extra hot, and lamb only needs a drop of olive oil before cooking. I cooked my lamb stake for 2 minutes on a side and 2 on the other to keep the flavor.

You don't want to overcook lamb, so 4 minutes is enough for the right level of cooking. Just sprinkled some smoked paprika and Italian herbs on top before eating! Enjoy!

As you read this, the market shows signs of ... nothing! Everything is the same but at least Bitcoin gone past 70,000 USD! Don't FOMO and don't get REKT! Above all... don't get greedy as I did! 

DYOR is essential but not always the key! I was browsing Harvest Finance for some new pools to farm, and the 9147% APY on the GB-ETH pool was mind blowing. Are you kidding me? 9147% APY! 

DeFi with insane APY is a gamble! This time I was the yield! The GrandBase team posted on twitter a sad news... an exploit happened! They urged all the community members to stay away from the contract as it wasn't not safe anymore. The LP was drained but they tracked all the wallets of the hacker and were actively monitoring the situation.

But while they urged the holders to stay away from the contract, huge amounts of $GB were sold. It looked like a rug-pull! The community gone mental as the price gone down... down...down! 

Not sure how much my LP was valued when the exploit/rug pull happened, but a day or two before I had over $1000 in there. Initial investment $460 ... initial APY 9147% ... returns ZERO! Was so upset I lit the BBQ and made some Romanian "mici" and some lovely beef stakes! Why is there avocado on the grill? Not sure either!

Too early for a cocktail? Never! Too early for stake? Never! Is it to early for hustling? No… because the hustle never stops! We hustle 24/7 but the idea is to start making money while you sleep!

What sources of passive income you are currently building? It's a good time to add lamb in your diet! I'm not saying to eat lamb for breakfast, lunch and dinner ... but once a week will do the trick. I may not ape into $BitcOim but I would buy some $LAMB!

If you're not apping into grilling... then maybe you will join the Across Euro 2024 Fantasy Football! Are you ready for the strongest fantasy football tournament ever hosted in the Across discord? Are you ready for the EURO 2024?

Germany will host the tournament, which is scheduled to take place from 14 June to 14 July 2024 and the winner will later compete in the 2025 CONMEBOL–UEFA Cup of Champions against the 2024 Copa America winner. This is the first tournament with 24 teams, and Georgia is the only team making it's European Championship finals debut.

You need to be in the Across discord to participate, as the league's link is available only for members. The initial prize pool is set at 350 ACX, but will go bigger if the participation is massive. 

The top five managers at the end of the tournament, and maybe more, will share the bounty. The winner will receive at least 100 ACX, the runner-up 80 ACX, then 60, 40 and 20 tokens for the next ones. There are also two prizes of 10 ACX for the top two managers at the end of the group stage, and the same for who scores the most in the final.

How to play? Join  and follow the link to make your team. Use the $100 mil. budget to select 15 players and you're ready to rumble. Select the starting eleven and the captain, depending on who they are playing. They will earn points based on IRL performance and your captain will get double-up! That's all! 

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