Or, as Rudyard Kipling might have put it…
It is always a temptation to crooks in far-off nations
To hack into a corporate and to say: –
“All your data is now ours, it’s as good as behind bars
Unless you pay us sats to go away.”
And that is called asking for bitcoin,
And the people who ask it explain
That you’ve only to pay ’em the bitcoin
And then you’ll get rid of the bane!
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It is always a temptation for a lazy corporation,
To poorly guard its systems and to say: –
“Our employee just got phished, now our stakeholders are miffed.
We will therefore pay you sats to go away.”
And that is called paying the bitcoin;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid them the bitcoin
You never get rid of the bane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of corporations,
For fear they should get p0wned and go astray;
So when firms are conscripted to pay up or stay encrypted,
Perhaps we should require them to say: –
“We never pay anyone bitcoin,
Even if our data is lost;
For the name of that game is extortion and pain,
And the nation that plays it is toast!”
Now, for serious reading on this deadly serious topic, see CoinDesk’s recent news coverage…
- Top US Lawmaker Presses Big Companies on Ransomware Crypto Payments
- Biden Administration to Probe Crypto Use in Ransomware Attacks
- Enforcing KYC, AML Laws Is Key to Reducing Ransomware Attacks: Task Force
- Bitcoin Wallet Used by DarkSide for Ransom Payments ID’d by Elliptic
- Ransomware Attacks Growing More Profitable: Chainalysis
- Colonial Pipeline Paid Almost $5M Crypto Ransom Soon After Attack: Report
…a variety of informed perspectives from our opinion section….
….and this podcast:
As a chaser, here’s a sweet musical rendition of Kipling’s “The Dane-Geld”:
Have a good weekend.
