Cryptonauts we LOVE you!!! You have no idea!!! Soooo good to BE here!! Reading music for tonight's laugh fest!! : ya just don't KNOW what it's LIKE!!! ar ar ar ! OK not as good as PVM / MVP's music choices. But we still got brain fog & NO discipline compared to THAT ironman!!
Warmup funnies: We won third place in the mighty mighty Cryptonator's everloving chitcoin contest, by dredging up the joys of Skinner's BUTT coin, plus the pain of having to burn wallets touched by MNE Minerium, plus the agony of defeat that was STA forced on all us Pub0xers!! So thanks Cryptonator!! scoring us some SpacePi!!! THOUSANDS of SpacePi coins!!! Worth nearly a penny!!! & we hear that FOURTH place would have been EVEN MORE than we got ar ar ar bada BOOM!!! Whew... its a STINKER even Sugarfix would find hard to love, (or WOULD he?? ) here, ya wanna laugh?? 
In other funnies, we once scoffed at Covid, said it was just an overblown flu!! Well, we got so sick we thought we would die, so, THAT's funny to those who scoffed at us for scoffing!! Karma is a BIa bia bia biooooooooooot tech!!!
But we need BIGGER funnies!!! & we dropped the ball on laughing at the FT which leaves it time to catch up!! This week, once again the FT proved us wrong by AGAIN printing "It COULD all go to ZERO you know!!" The funny part here -in order to get this done, they are elevating Stevie as the anti-Sammy!!!
Now THAT's funny. Sammy said crypto good, Stevie said cryptp bad!! Sammy made money at Jane Street as a trader! Stevie failed as a Haskell programmer, then stevie lost money trading his own account. Sammy managed to steal BILLIONS!!! & rathole another billion !! Stevie claimed, since he looked like a geek, he coulda woulda shouldda raised 50MM for a chitcoin!! Never did though.
Sammy could NOT cut his hair. But he COULD stay clean shaven!! 
Sammy praised his "bespectacled brethren." Stevie actually posed for an "author" pic wearing broken glasses with electrical tape for a nosepad!!! Trust us, we've BEEN THERE!!!
OK OK we are being hard on Stevie. NOT. Because he said the most important question is WHY should crypto exist?? We WON'T apply that question to HIM, but he did say the only reason given is to trade more crypto!! Dear readers know we can NOT stand to listen to any first world elitist spoiled brat dismiss the lives that crypto has saved in fiat failing countries. That's just a racist & vicious & heartless thing to say. Skipping that, it's ignorant, and, yes FUNNY!!!! Go say that in downtown Lagos, oh wise one. 
The reason crypto exists is to offer an alternative to the abuses of fiat!! And Stevie we feel bad for ya man. The FT just abused you when they took and printed that picture instead of sending you out with expense account money for new glasses and a new disposable razor!!
OK ok bigger funnies!! Well we still got Sammy to laugh at!! Closing the door after Sammy stole another 200 million, plus used a VPN for the super bowl HA HA HA to witness tamper, the white glove judge finally says no more free WWW access. So Sammy submitted his desert island reading list, it's pretty funny!!! 
OK big HAPPY funnies! Here's one!! FT Alphaville is supposed to be all focused on, well, finding ALPHA, right? Not just losing arguments with Mikey Novogratz. Hey, member when the FT felt all betrayed cuz Schroders, a supergiant tradfi asset man went crypto, & invested in Forteus?? We sure do!! Well, here's a story that somehow we have NOT seen in FTAV all year: 
Ahh yas, what a great time to be alive!!! Elon Musk said he USED to be into crypto, but NOW he is into AI!!! Daddy, what did you do during the war??
Hey, Schroders, the UK's all time king hell asset man, bought some digital asset tools companies, research like Forteus. OK!!
So, flip THAT around, whaddya GET?? COINBASE just bought an asset manager company OH YEAH!!!! 
The always excellent Nexo newsletter weighs in with some funnies!!
Yugocean points out, the presstitutes at Reuters are quick to get in the boot. Even / ESPECIALLY when it's a lie!! 
Except VISA denies it totally ah HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!
AND Mastercard denies it as well when asked by Nexo, who has a card with MC!!! 
Ahh we are lit from watching Chris Rock & Elijah Criag gotta pass out
love y'all!!
Peace out
