Even if I stay out of chatrooms/groups for most of the day or go offline for over thirty hours, I can be guaranteed one thing: People will be just as stupid online on my return as they were on my departure. Three things are guaranteed in life: Death, people trying to deprive you of your money and other people's idiocy.
"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed and shit. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."
?— Kanye West (complete dingbat and certifiable nutter with delusions of being both a god and musician, sometimes wears a bag on his head); circa 2006
Well, yes, Mr. West, we have noticed the alarming tendency of books to be rather text-heavy and rather devoid of pictures. Perhaps a return to primary school might be more your speed ...
"... And shit! What a great way to end a sentence! Call me Ismael and shit. Jesus wept and shit."
?— Rich Hall (Comedian); Hell no, I ain't happy!
Without further ado, here are some choice excerpts, courtesy of SatoshiFailed, one of the moderators of TipNano Chat:
Some Noob Whom Doesn't Read (Hereafter SNWDR; too many to name them individually and they're rather amorphous/replaceable in their lackluster uniformity): How do I get [the] promo code?
SatishiFailed (SF): Have you tried clicking on the menu option and
Please, what can I for use [sic] my stack?
The White Tigebra (TWT): You can use it to turn yourself into a sparkly fairy princess for up to twenty-four hours, if you can get onto and remain on the leaderboard for that long. ??
Can I withdraw my stack?
No, but if you can name it, you can claim it. I've named mine Andrew Tate.
Some Amorphous Rando (SAR): Anyone with funds on bc.game or duckdick.io?
You spelled "dice" wrong.
[to SNWDR]: Click on it. Click on everything. You'll get a brief explanation.
SaveIranianLife [yes, him, the Iranian political puppet spammer/scammer also known as Gilgamesh]: I haven't seen a promo code for a long time to use.
To day I take part in the chat so that I can have saome informations in the play game don't I haven't understand it.
ParseError on line #01: Err, what?! Je ne sais comprends pas! => "... in the play game don't I haven't understand it." That makes at least two of us. Much Engrish, such confuse!
[TWT, seeing that Gilgamesh has entered the chat, leaves it.]
[to Gilgamesh]: You should have checked your notifications. There was one two days ago. Also, we've been through this before, but unfortunately, TipNano isn't available to you. See part 3.6 in https://tipnano.org/tos.html
[To SAR]: Which part, Playtime? Scroll to the bottom of the Playtime menu and click on "Support"; there's a page with useful information that comes up. ... Those are basically self-explanatory ... Just follow the rules and finish the task(s) they state. ?????>?
[to SF]: Reading, eh? Why would want to do when they can just simply ask the same stupid questions repeatedly?
Hmm. You're right. Can you give me the promo code, please? ????
[referencing a prior conversation with SF]: Of course I am. SCROLLUP, BETATESTER! That or RTFM!
SCROLLUP says invalid! XD
Can't find TFM!
Nobody ever does. I think the fact that it's often called FAQ instead of FQA (frequently questioned answers) is what throws them off their game, such as it it.
I just don't think it's clicking that FAQ is an acronym.
Maybe it should be FHAQ, for Frequently Half-Arsed Questions.
Adding more words = wrong direction, IMO. Just label everything "Promo Code".
I actually literally LoLed at that. [References the Kanye West quote.]
Is that an actual quote?
Yes. Check Snopes if you're in doubt. DYOR, you know? [References the Rich Hall quote/skit.]
No. LoL. I believe that. Hahahahaha! As the late Colonol H. Sanders used to say, "I am too drunk to taste this chicken".
Did he now? I am pretty sure that's not in the narrative of KFC's marketing material. It makes him look less like a Southern Gentleman and more like a Confederate drunken soldier (which he probably was, for all I know). What shall we do with a drunken soldier?
That, folks, is but a mere small sample of what you can expect to find on a typical day in the chat section of TipNano's app. It's not quite as bizarre/crazy/unhinged as CVn's (and CVn is subject to a little less stupidity, I reckon). Perhaps it's more noticeable on TipNano, since that has a larger user base and the developer has taken pains to provide helpful and explanatory tooltips/pop-up dialogues for almost every aspect of the app/site. Le sigh. When there is more information online than a single person can ever absorb in one lifetime, people still insist on demanding to be spoon-fed and arse-wiped, like people whom never move on from using Ubuntu/Mint and ask stupid questions in the Ubuntu subdomain on SE. Stupidity is infinite and won't change overnight. SF, Groot and I will be there to snark at it.
Sorry, but not sorry.
Yeah, I'm going to have to wipe too ...
Satoshi cannot be reached for comment at this time. No further questions, Your Honour! The prosecution rests its case.
Snark out!
Thumbnail image: Screenshot of a Tigebra, as seen in the game Impossible Creatures. Now, if only I had a gene splicer and access to the DNA of Elisha Cuthbert, Ivanka Trump and a number of other rather fetching women, just imagine what beauties I could produce ... Yeah, I know, dubious ethics and shit!
Elisha Cuthbert X Unknown Mix (Possibly Kayden Kross) as Sniper Wolf from Metal Gear in White Satin
