Funny Crypto News July 31st

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Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! & it's not even midnight yet!! Thanks for just being you, here in your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to the freedom of money!!

What's funny? Well Gary is pretty much always funny, but this is hilarious: turns out the SEC asked (presumably BALD coin advocate) Brian Armstrong to, basically, delist everything ( except BTC) and close up shop!! ah HA HA HA HA: yes, Gary is right loads of lies are pushed by crypto scammers. look at PARROT AH HA HA HA but still, wth? What didja THINK Brian would say, Gary???

Funnier DAVE!

well the Kyle and Su show is always funny. When last we tuned in, Kyle was telling us how eating lots of pork and drinking heavily and passing out was, y'know, transcendental, enlightenment AH HA HA HA!!: which is funny!! but not as funny as Su!!! Launching a "justice" token!! ah HA HA HA!! QUICK before someone launches one on you ya rat!!! can you say take a page from the Marxist playbook and accuse your opposition of doing... EXACTLY WTF YOU ARE DOING AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Prediction: Kyle & Su gonna end up in court someday & it won't be pretty.

Well, dear readers, it is funny, BNB is now a half billy ahead of XRP ar ar ar !! But dear readers know it's funny we never thought we would defend the WORLD orb against, well, anything ar ar ar !!

Except BAFIN. BAFIN, the german regs have NO SHAME WHAT SO EVER!! AH H AH AH HA HA TLDR a WHOLE bagful!!! even tho WLD STILL hasn't hit the 350 milly market cap the lapdog press claimed on DAY ONE!!

But the funniest crypto news lately - besides RocketEnthusiast's curated memes and PVM's dank memes and Cryptonator's stank attitudes - yeaaa it's gotta be Brad, that gaping bendaho Brad, ably covered by Yugocean this week : ah HA HA HA HA!!! Seriously. PLEASE!! STOP AH HA HA HA : does Brad know who he is ?? ar ar ar !!

OK clearly we have lost it, gotta pass out. Thank you mighty watch army HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!