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Cryptokin, we love you! Cryptonauts, we ARE your Huckleberry, baby!! We are so proud of you. We just love you and are so happy with how far we've made it. 
The salmon lady print baby!! Crypto news that won't mention crypto: Liz is the new PM. First act: print 90 billion to cap energy costs. Gilts and the pound are dive bombing!! Boosting spending while the B of E is trying to dampen demand with rate hikes. fiscal and monetary policy pulling in opposite directions. Fundamental incongruity in the analytical framework, gotta love it!! Tell us more.
Zambia just got another > billion of fresh IMF fiat printed up. They still owe 17 billion, what a game!!
Tradfi corruption watch: tax officials in 138 countries agree the big accounting firms help clients exploit loopholes.
Great tribute to Kazou Inamori, the "god of management" !!
AND that's it. Not a drip, drop nor even a little humidity of crypto in today's FT print. That ain't right!!
Online maybe??
podcast on crypto and carbon credits. There's a transcript, thank god. It's an internal interview with Camilla, the climate reporter at the FT. Camilla knows the deal. Carbon offsets are flakey at best, it is kinda weird that Klima, biggest buyers snapping up carbon credits are just tokenising them, and that might not really help transparency. Kind of the same recent story watered down for podcast.
Not in the FT, is a mess. Their token dropped 99%. Mark Cuban is involved. KlimaDAO forked from OlympusDAO, considered a Ponzi. Self referential and opaque tokens, depending on all the other carbon tokens can buy and throw into the carbon black hole sounds like a lockbox hah. ( formerly C02Ken, lol) produces BCT, basic carbon credits. Klima and Toucan maybe hide circular investments. Klima offered four figure interest rates for a while, maybe THATs why they crashed.
story: We hear Camilla saying it's a chocolate mess. We also remember Camilla back in 2017 when BTC was 12K, proudly announcing how the Queen's bank would never buy BTC, it's pure sentiment. Yeah, that plus genius.
We agree carbon credits are a mess. But there is a dream in there, where cryptos can auto buy meaningful carbon credits against their operations. And there will be a way where low emission ETH can create a decentralized system that really records how the carbon credit sources are doing and spins money towards meaningful ESG. Don't through the baby out with the bathwater, Camilla!!
A late breaking online crypto entry yay!! Oh no, it's more classic FT crypto hate from Alphaville. 
Alphaville ain't buying the Tether is the new Petrodollar, though we like it.
The FT goes in for round two of being mad at Tether for not freezing Tornado clients. Tether sez 1) we are not in the US 2) Ofac never asked us 3) US based Paxos didn't freeze BUSD. The FT says Paxos said they WOULD freeze funds in wallets. Then calls Tether the dollar sub of choice for Ponzi's and ransomeware.
The FT jumps on a typo in Tether's blog: Tether claims stablecoins bought 2% of the Treasury market, more than Berkshire Hathaway. That's a typo, should read 2% of short term treasuries, T-bills and notes. The FT savages Tether on this - oh yeah, ya own 466 billion in Treasuries?? Need a citation on that, buddy. Plus HSBC has a lot of T-bills, so does Fidelity, more than Tether.
In closing, the FT makes fun of failed dollar subs the UAE Dirham, the Aruban florin, and the East Timor Centavo. Look, square coins!!
story: OK now we are mad. Snake oil, yeah, y'all are selling it. never said clients accounts are FDIC insured, they said cash accounts in dollars held in Metropolitan bank are FDIC insured. Which it turns out they were, that 270MM was approved to go back to clients, not get sucked into the greedy monkey lawyer paws. Let it go. wee radge joe, Alphy. of that one.
We read the response, they actually said nobody freaking used Paxos, BUSD doesn't even work on Tornado cash ( wrong blockchain you morons) and is not in any sanctioned wallets. That's a big twist to turn THAT into Paxos will freeze wallets. On the other hand, a bit too cute for to invoke no freezing as an excuse.
It was WIDELY reported, Cointelegraph below, that stablecoins now buy more short term Tbills & notes than Warren Buffett. 
Finally, WTF does the pegged Dirham, Florin, and Centavo REMOTELY have to do with the discussion? What, is East Timor buying 2% of short term fed debt?? FU!! More importantly, in a world of the petrodollar losing it's grip, there is some truth there, if stablecoins own boatloads of USD debt, that helps keep the greenback on that long free ride, does it not??
A half FU for the ancient news, now proven not an issue if not actually false. A half FU for the twist. We want to give two FU's for the nonsense about typo. A half FU for comparing , apples to oranges. A half FU for invoking the Aruban Florin for ANY reason, really. And a big fat FU for ignoring the only large positive trend for US debt / petrodollar in a long time. We know y'all are too smart to miss the point, so just being vicious.
Judges blame and only allow over the 2% even though Alphaville read the original report and is just exploiting the typo. So that's still FOUR out of FIVE FUs. Boos FT we all expect better.
Just like we love and expect your help, people. Please keep it coming!!
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Peace out,
