FT Crypto watch Sept 14th baby !!!

Dearest crypto kin - we love you and we missed you!  Thanks for the chance to get stage time on the giant center stage of the luminescent Publish0x!!!

Changing the fabric of FT crypto, one post at a TIME, chilluns!!! Let's hit it!!  With peace & love now plz. 

Oh ya talk about stagetime!!  Yippie kai yai!!! Sorree, first impressions tho. 

Some of the actually medieval speeches made to the Queen when she was 26 were very funny, a rehash of  words that sounded smart 900 years ago.   We should all go to London like good Victorians tho!

Crypto that won't say crypto in the FT!! Schumpeterian destruction is  finally coming!!! To the DEBT MONSTERS!!!  : loads of giant companies have boatloads of debt AND are paying OVER 1000 bips over the Fed rate!  That's right, these zombies are so untrustworthy that they service credit card like debt, some at  17.5%, about to get even worse.  Its looking ug lee. 

Forget about interest rates, , quantitative Tightening is screwing around with the market even more as we reverse QE. Could be liquidity stress, like as bad as the housing bubble.  The gummint won't admit how bad all that QE really was. 

NO crypto that says crypto in today's print FT.  .  We are supposed to be happy with the neggy big read from yesterday, aww. man. 

How about ONLINE??  You bet, magically we are a different target market once again!!  YAY!! 

Formal warrants out for not for co-founder local Ticket Monster unicorn hero, Shin, hmmm.  just fled to Sing, never answered his phone.  Good solid crypto hate, well-earned.  Rehash of horrible things D'Oh and the Lunatics used to say.  A big funny WE had missed - THANKS FT!! the "so-called" protocol (the Anchor became a non-anchor, it ceased to be) is under heavy investigation.

To the end, dear readers remember just like the LAST time we laughed at D'oh, he just can't quite be sorry or humble.    This guy drove people to the suicide bridges, yet he is STILL dislocating his shoulder patting himself on the back.  What was it last time?  " oh, so sorry my innovation hurt" (sic- ponzi is not innovation.) 

This time?  What else, wait for it - D'Oh claims VICTIM status.  AH HA HA HAH HAH   "feel sorry for me I'm an orphan!!"" BUT YOU KILLED YOUR PARENTS!!! 

It's actually worst than EVEN THAT> D'oh claims victim status.  Then he says his losses and other's life savings were lost because "the terra system went down."  "mistakes were made."  No, D'OH,  YOU centralized all decisions and ran a damn Ponzi!!   It's not like some random natural disaster that just happened!! YOU DID THIS!!!  We think testifying he agrees. 

"This was my life.. I bet big, and I think I lost. "  An insufferable -sshole to the end, D'oh still won't say he DID lose.  What a d---head. 

Oh lord.  Another great story though, three thanks FT!!   Hey, the FT almost kinda sorta half-assedly said algo stablecoin terraUSD!!! Thank heaven for small favors.  NOT IN THE FT:  the debate of how to catch D'Oh has been resolved, Korea cancelled his passport, called Interpol, and alerted passport control in Sing, which promptly put out the "red notice" and WILL catch him if he tries to flee. 

Look look!  MORE crypto!! Hold us down!!! 

:  A story the FT can get behind - everyone is placing bets like monkeys!!!   Traders bet energy usage will go down by as much as 99%(sic)    no longer waste energy like Finland.  

West (sweet name) from Exchange sez most crowded trade in  crypto history.  A lot of smart money is buying expecting success. 

handles ALL (97%) the ETH options, 80% are CALL OPTIONS BABY!!!  Massive bullish sentiment says (another great name !!! ) 

from eponymous AKJ fund sez

"the mere anticipation of ether overtaking bitcoin could become self-fulfilling and unstoppable!! "  Wahey!! 

Hey this looks like a nice FT graph but it seems to have DATA on MONDAYs, how can THAT be?? 

OH, it's NOT from Morningstar, it's from Wilshire ( who?) or maybe Refinativ (OK.) 

Very small joke there.  Anyway, the FT goes all inside baseball, but since it's about ETH, we're all into it. 

Of course some houses are just running straddles, praying for vol. 

But remember last week the meme was buy the news, sell the event?  Everyone said ETH would ramp up, then fade hard after the Merge. 

, CIO at Capital, who makes markets in crypto options, says many bought short term calls at 2,500, and sold longer dated calls at 3,000. Now those guys lost on the call, and are afraid they might get nailed on the options, so are scrambling to cover now. 

On the other hand, Research says the funding rate, which measures collective futures positions, is at a year low of negative 0.6 percent, meaning the shorts are out.

Of course the wild card is will some hard forking fun-tastic chitcoins appear for all ETH to ETH2.0 (now just ETH again) believers!!!???!??  Pass the popcorn!!  That's the thesis of KPTL Arbitrage in the Caymans.  Jay thinks trading options is too expensive right now, he's praying for ETH PoW forking chitcoins for free.  

The REAL story:  What a great article FT!! Four thank yous!!  THERE is the love!!!     wait wait oddly Judges say we have to take back one thank you for that "it might save up to 99%" lie!! IT WILL save 99.95% energy!! NOT up to 99!!! lol

Still, online saves the DAY!!! where is the love for the print copy tho FT?? Who cares, we got ours tonight! 

And here's more for y'all!