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Crypto lovers, we worship the ground y'all walk on. The plants bloom when ya walk by baby!! So good to meet ya here on the next generational Publish0x!!
This is ah ha ha ha!!! a PUBLIC SERVICE announcement!! The penny finally dropped when we figured out WHY the world's best financial newspaper is refusing to publish that Nexo is continuously audited er wait excuse us THE FACT THAT CZ SLAPPED eighty billion in LIQUID capital on the TABLE!!!!
Wow, we thought. The FT is really facist, delusional, magical realist (ar ar ar !!!) about this!! Serious! Why won't they ever print it? Why do they lie and say CZ ain't showing his liabilities!!???
OK TBF CZ probably DOES have some liabilities, like he WILL have to pay next months rent on offices around the world. AGAINST, for example, the twenty billion in revenue they generated in 2021. As the FT full well knows. What a joke!!! AH ha ha!!
OMG!! the FT KNOWS what WE haven't realized!!! None of us!! But we are gonna tell y'all NOW, cause WE LOVE YOU!!!
Let's assume for argument CZ is telling the truth. H-ll, WE believe him!!
It's GAME OVER for domination of the financial universe!!! & no one knows it better than those weasely ink-stained wretches!!!! They CAN'T say it, it WRECKS their world view!!! All those years of XXXXX the wrong XXXXX ah ah ah ahhh ha ha ha ha !!! TLDR: if StevenSegulls finnish bluegrass cover of Thunderstruck comes on next let IT play!!
Dear readers know WE bet CZ has another, about the same size, amount of chitcoins - sorry, this is a family article we gotta quit with the negative words ar ar ar - we bet CZ has another 80 billion face value of illiquidish altcoins lying around. Lookit how he left nine figures of Luna sitting around like old newspapers in the basement for years until it spontaneously combusted, ar ar ar! FTX, too, he coulda eased on outta that stack of FTT a year ago, he just never does!!!
But let's not use the 160 billion figure, let's stick with eighty billion liquid. How does that stack up? Here we go
Except it's better than that, all that Chase market cap is tied up in stock that would crash to 50 cents if ya tried to get ten billion out, we've SEEN IT HAPPEN AH HA HA!!
Anyway, BINANCE has now proven they are worth MORE than say, the largest bank in Japan!!! Better than Banco Santander, what's that only the biggest bank in all of the EU AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
AND THAT"S ONLY COUNTING LIQUID!!!!! Any ONE of these banks would pee the bed if they had to come up with eighty billion that they could deliver anywhere in the world overnight!!!
No wonder the smartish folks at the FT are crypto cowering in a corner mumbling denials!!! It's only a matter of time and they KNOW IT!!!
Ohhh baby!! Thanks for refusing to tell us, FT!!! Ah ha ha ha ar ar ar arooooOOOOOOOO!!! NOTHING could have pointed it out MORE!!!
Peace out,
ps please refer a friend thanks!!! ambassador link: https://www.publish0x.com?a=WZdPKv2bKg
