Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
I have to bring up an uncomfortable topic especially for my male readers.
At the risk of rubbing my readers the wrong way…
Troll’s Granny: Well, I can rub them the right way if you want! Just hand me the motion lotion…
Panda: That won’t be necessary, in addition to being generous tippers my readers have maintained their vigor and virility.
Troll’s Granny: I wish I could say the same about Troll he’s got a small you know…
Troll: Aagh! Why are you embarrassing me in public Granny?!?
Panda: That’s cold!
Troll’s Granny: You’re telling me! It shrinks even more when it’s cold if you can believe it.
Panda: Don’t worry Troll, it happens to a lot of fellas!
Troll: Really? Even you?
Panda: Of course not I can twirl it around without using my paws!
Troll’s Granny: Why don’t you twirl it over here!
Panda & Troll: Aagh!
Don’t mind Troll he’s sensitive about down there
Many crypto traders have concerns that Bitcoin still flops around the $30,000 level.
Has your crypto portfolio lost it’s mojo?
Are you feeling inadequate in the DeFi locker room?
Has your crypto gains have retracted like a frightened turtle?
Relax fren, watch this quick video for an explanation.
Classic Seinfeld:
Pullbacks occur naturally in life and in crypto.
Degens have started crying already over every little price shrink.
There’s no need to fret over every little dip.
Think about all the crap we’ve gone through this past crypto winter.
We went from almost $70,000 to less than $16,000!
On a year to date basis in 2023 Bitcoin has recovered almost $15,000. Don’t you think it deserves a small break?
Think of it like a digital refractory period!
You need to give it time to rest.
Grab a drink of water, maybe a snack.
Savor the moment and conserve some energy for the next rounds of pump.
None of the Bitcoin spot ETFs have been approved yet.
Can you imagine the pumps when they are available to the general public and tradfi institutions?
What about the release of CeFi victim money from the court system?
Not all will return but some will forgive and forget.
Then you may have a few smaller countries embrace Bitcoin.
If we’re lucky we may even get a few more publicly traded companies put Bitcoin in their treasury.
.Sometimes crypto traders put too much pressure on themselves to perform.
There’s plenty of reasons why crypto prices shrink.
Bad tokenomics
Rug pulls
Scammy founders
Crappy regulators
Relax, the shrinkage will go away soon. Pretty soon portfolio enlargement will return.
Sometimes a little encouragement is necessary…
If that’s not enough or too tame try this…
An eruption of profit pleasure will follow soon.
Get some rest and make the necessary preparation while things slows down.
Don’t worry too much the crypto bulls will get girthy again…
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
