Why did the cryptocurrency get invited to the party?
~ Because it had a lot of Bit-appeal.
What did the Bitcoin say to the altcoin?
~ You're not my type – I like to stay exclusive.
Why did the cryptocurrency bring a ladder to the bar?
~ It heard the drinks were on the house.
How does a cryptocurrency say goodbye to the week?
~ See you on the blockchain!
What's a cryptocurrency's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cryptocurrency apply for a job?
~ It wanted a stable career.
How does a cryptocurrency get around town?
~ By the Bit-bus.
Why did the altcoin go to therapy?
~ It had too many identity issues.
What did the cryptocurrency say to the stock market?
~ You're too volatile for me.
How did the blockchain respond to criticism?
~ It shrugged it off as a non-fungible opinion.
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