Cryptonauts, we love y'all!! Thanks for shooting by!!
HIT it mighty watch army !!! There is ALWAYS a warmup funny somewhere !!! 
The biggest crypto funny we can see today ? BINANCE got flipped by XRP!! We cannot believe it!!
But still, XRP is ... not a chit coin?? it's BIG FOUR???
Dear readers know we keep thinking it's time to buy BNB and it almost never is. Yet here we are again!! Choose your fighter!! Hey WE are WRONG
Zoom out for the laughs!! Binance is sitting pretty, last reported earnings were a billy a year. BNB annual transaction fees are up there top fiveish after BTC, ETH, LIDO, and (who freaking knew ) TRON. How much money will the B of A's of the world pay for cheaper ways to move funds???
ah ha ha ha. XRP chose to work WITH wall street, which almost did kill them and would have if it could ar ar ar!! It's just funny.
BNB has THE franchise crypto business in the world. BNB has innovated any number of cool projects. Even if BNB did NOT invent everything, they have at least a good copy of everything worth running!!! & dear readers know, accept only really good imitations!!! This is MERICA there is ALWAYS a second best!!
BNB has the largest reserves in the biz and untold chitcoins stashed and forgotten. & BNB is running hot on the bleeding edge of crypto innovation, what about ApolloX hybrid CEX/DEX, new projects launching, WTF does XRP do? ah ha ha ha!!!
No way in #$(*&#$(*&$#*($&#$*(& should XRP have passed BNB!!!!! it's only regulatory shockwaves hammering. Soon the world will realize the SEC cannot kill Binance if case law means ANYTHING, which short of legislative action or executive action, it freaking DOES!!! We think BNB is up 4% since the last time we randomly shilled it, but are too tired to look, we don't care, it's still time for BNB.
We love you, sleep tight, take care of you & yours!! Excelsior!!
peace out,
