Apparently, funds of customers of the crypto savings app, Coinseed, were automatically switched to DOGE. That’s what happens when your app’s entire backend is powered by Elon Musk’s tweets.
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The founder of Barstool Sports is selling an NFT of himself, saying that he’s selling his soul. Unfortunately for him, the Devil declined to purchase it, citing uncertain market conditions for NFTs and Hell having its own LEDGER for keeping track of soul purchases.
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NFL player, Sean Culkin, will convert his entire salary for this season into Bitcoin. Not to be outdone, NHL teams will be using Zambonis to mine ethereum.
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Wrap protocol to bring NFTs and Ethereum tokens to the Tezos blockchain. So they too can get stuck in years of litigation.
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Today is the 10-year anniversary of Satoshi Nakamoto’s final message. That message: I am not Craig Wright.
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If you were Satoshi, what would your final message be?
