1) Getting your boy to take off his shoes and socks is like doing your due diligence for the crypto space. Both are time-consuming but oh, so necessary in order to reap independence in the long run.
2) Raising a child is like activating your daily faucet. The gains are incremental but you hope they will grow to be mighty.
3) Understanding different blockchains is like learning multiple languages. Both broaden your horizons and help you create connections in a globalised world.
4) Building your crypto portfolio is akin to your boy scrambling to find his toys in the dark during bedtime. You just feel that there is something missing.
5) Waiting for BTC to ascend the rungs of $100k is like having your boy sit down to play with his toy trains THE MOMENT before his shower time. Never gonna happen anytime soon.
6) Your favourite altcoins not performing up to expectations? Think of it as your children sleeping blissfully and gathering their energy so as to marshal a lively assault on your senses when they wake up.
7) Crypto market crashes are like your kid peeing on the mat (and you!) in the midst of the get-out-of-the-house-quick-or-else-he-won’t-have-breakfast-at-the-childcare-centre routine. You never expect it but you muster as much grace and dignity as possible in the heat of the moment and WIPE ON.
8) Wrapped Bitcoin is like my mixed culture kid speaking two languages in one sentence. Sometimes, you gotta be dual purpose in order to get what you want.
9) Having my kid plant a wet kiss on my check is as rare as BTC pumping nowadays.
