So, as I posted yesterday, I have some research to do.
Apparently, I will need better boots.
"Buy low. Sell high."
"Get out now because this is a bubble."
"DOGE. DOGEDOGEdogedogedoge. Doooooooooooogggggeeee."
"Hello, beautiful. I am Prince of Proferia. With a business opportunity. You have won! Send me your 12 word key to claim."
"I made ten zillion doll hairs day trading crypto, and I'll teach you all my secrets in this drip marketing seminar." "But wait! Before you go!, here's an exclusive code for 10% off my proven seminar, and an e-Book, worth 10,000 doll hairs!" "Are you SURE?"
"Invest in NFTs."
"I'm an investment professional. Email me at [email protected]."
"You should watch this YouTuber guy. Crypto daddy, I think?"
"I saw on reddit a new one that's so gonna moon. It's called Dookwaffle. DUK."
"Nice tits!"
"Heard in Discord re: a pump. In? We'll hold for pump to stall, then short it to the ground on leverage."
"Elon Musk is hosting SNL."
"I SAID NICE TITS> ARE YOU IGNORING ME?"
"DOGE is on crypto.com!"
"MEME. MEME! MEEEEEEMEEEEEEE!!!"
"We're headed into a supercycle. Stay HODLing."
"Have you heard of Uniswap?"
"FUCK YOU. Your tits aren't that nice. Bitch."
"I just lost ten grand in DUK. Yeeted. So. I don't know."
"Buy low, sell high."
