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Yes, your generation has demonstrated their selfishness and greed in, literally, every aspect of society. But, some good news awaits you in this difficult Covid world. I know you are barely getting by with your multiple pensions, Medicare, Social Security (regardless of if you paid into it), fleet of POVs, Stimulus, senior discounts, preferred parking, AARP lobby, Senior shopping hours, not being able to visit the casino to throw away your money, best turkey on thanksgiving, ect...
While “White Boy Summer” steals Twitter’s attention, Defi Summer looms. If you follow the tips below, what could go wrong?!
-Always purchase assets when they are closest to ATH. How could anyone go wrong with a stronger position?
-Coinbase has the lowest fees.
-Make sure to respond to every message in random Telegram groups. Honestly, who wouldn’t want to assist you?
-People on Twitter would never exaggerate or manipulate you.
-RUGG = Right Under Great Goal (Great buying opportunity)
-Don’t worry about the taxes, it’s not like it’s blockchain, right?
Additional Tips:
-USD inflation is a myth. Who doesn’t trust the FED?
-America, somehow will remain, “the best” simply by repeating it amongst yourselves and providing almost zero framework for the disrepair.
-The government will never lie to you. Sure, there’s been some shady dealings, it’s just politics right?
-Why stop with one brand of Vax when you can choose just like your overpriced taxpayer funded boats.
-CNN is the gold standard of journalism.
-Your best research will occur without any critical thinking required
Get out there and show these little punks how you dodged the draft during Nam.
