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This week saw personal data and passwords of GateHub wallet users leaked online, as well as discussions about 80,000 Bitcoins stolen from Mt. Gox. We learned that BTC may dip below USD 7K before the halving (and it did), and miners may or may not be capitulating. Meanwhile, Ethereum managed an ‘insane’ number of transfers on its network and the real dapp transaction volume might be several times bigger than thought, several hundred XRP accounts have been , BCH was shortly the only top 10 coin in green likely boosted by the launch of a USD 200 million fund, Grin crashed on arguments over Mimblewimble’s privacy model, and multi-collateral Dai went live.
While we’re discussing what regulators may bring next year and in the next decade, now there are more than 6,000 Bitcoin ATMs in the world and the taxman is paying attention. As major exchanges drop on the ‘most trusted’ list, BINANCE and acquired WazirX, the Royal Bank of Canada has no plans to launch a crypto exchange, and Japan won’t be launching a digital yen soon. Meanwhile, Canaan failed to raise USD 100 million, China registered 60% of the world’s blockchain patents, South Korea’s biggest businesses continue to dominate the nation’s blockchain industry, thieves robbed a BTC ATM, and as a solution to all traditional-banking issues, .
And now, here is your weekly dose of crypto jokes. Enjoy!
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Let's start from the beginning of your crypto journey - first, a friend tells you about it.
... and it doesn't sound so bad ?? #crypto #cryptomeme pic.twitter.com/9AlMFiNWzw
— Crypto Heroes (@cryptoheroes_ch) November 19, 2019
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Now that you're in the Cryptoworld, time to hear what world leaders have to say about it.
JUST IN - The president of #China Xi Jinping announced that:
"The bull run is close, and I'm incredibly excited to pump #bitcoin to the moon - don't be a pussy and go buy that yellow Lambo"
*The crowd cheered* $BTC ?????? pic.twitter.com/B38XoTFW3E
— TEDDY ???? (@teddycleps) November 19, 2019
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Excellent, President Xi! Now, let's prepare for some investing.
Crypto investors “doing their own research” pic.twitter.com/O6kczOX2Ow
— Ben DiFrancesco (@BenDiFrancesco) November 18, 2019
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Let's see what people say.
$BTC update https://t.co/hx6wXl55JE
— Mr. Anderson (@TrueCrypto28)
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More advice? Aha!
COMPUTER, ENHANCE! ?? pic.twitter.com/KlIkrdLtm2
— Lolli ?? (@trylolli) November 20, 2019
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More research is necessary!
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Time to learn about your exchange.
Your average shitcoin exchange wash trading their way into CoinMarketCap’s leaderboard.
— Libra Parody (@LibraReserve) November 17, 2019
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And proper crypto etiquette.
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Make sure you discuss your investment decision with other people.
This has absolutely happened. pic.twitter.com/mQsxnSPFyh
— SHILL GATES (@ImShillGates) November 6, 2019
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Don't quit your job yet, gotta earn money for fuel.
gotta hustle between pumps pic.twitter.com/CeewNuC7PL
— The Crypto Dog?? (@TheCryptoDog) November 18, 2019
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So now that you've made your investment and settled a bit...
Plot twist pic.twitter.com/AFbwZxfny6
— CryptoChimp (@Cryptanzee) November 17, 2019
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And another twist! Nay, a betrayal! Et tu, Jinping?
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Got to learn about them bulls.
Bitcoin vs bulls right now. pic.twitter.com/O9VQJf9JGs
— WhalePanda (@WhalePanda) November 19, 2019
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And them bears too.
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Then it's time to do some reflecting.
When I think about how many sats I’d have if I hadn’t FOMO’d into shitcoins.. pic.twitter.com/fnlRt1HFZb
— ?rekkie von ?itcoin (@BVBTC) November 18, 2019
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And some admitting.
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You remember how happy you were when you bought the dip.
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At the end, make sure to smile.
Altcoin traders taking pictures at a conference while their positions are down 90%:
— Luke Martin (@VentureCoinist) November 17, 2019
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'Cause by this point, you've seen it all.
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And you can think about your next move.
When the rest of humanity realizes that there are not enough $BTC for everyone. pic.twitter.com/eFhyret1Fd
— ?lackbeard (@crypto_blkbeard) November 18, 2019