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An old farmer asked his apprentice where his thinks the best place for an old man to eternally rest? The girl scratched her head -- "a coffin?" The old man rebuked her -- "alone in a coffin? ... never ... I would NEVER be so selfish ... one should LIVE with the community and DAI with the community."
Why did the farmer only run his tractor in the wee hours of the morning and weekend? ---- Because of high gas prices
How are babies in the Matrix born? ---- Through the harvest algorithm of course
A farmer enters his house at the end of a long day. His wife joins him at the table with some delicious food. He starts devouring it and says nothing. She asks "Don't I get a thanks?" He says "I'm automatically appreciating."
What was the reason for launching Harvest? ---- to aid and abet a lazy lif... ugh..ehemmmm .... a non-digital productive life
Why did the single tractor cross the road? ---- because he saw some DeFi ass-ets
How come communes are so successful? ---- Because they pool their funds together
A sad crypto farmer sits in the country bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face" ... "ugh....I saw the most beautiful crypto wizard at the Harvest Festival today, but I didn't have the guts to talk to her." The bartender laughed -- "Boy, you just need to pull up your bootstraps and a-TRACTOR with your farming!"
What did the bounty hunter say to the farmer? ---- "Point me to the bugs!"
The Harvest Finance website always seemed to grind to a halt & time-out for the fraternal twins ---- Turns out, the UI was meant to slow down clones.
What did the gym equipment ask the FARM crops? --- "Are you making gains and maximizing yield?"
