Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)
My crypto portfolio has been massacred again…
The bears have been feasting again at the expense of the bulls
Panda: It’s like nothing is going to rise again!!!
Troll’s Granny: I know what can make you rise again…
Panda: That’s not the rise I need! But I appreciate the effort
Troll’s Granny: Are you
Panda: Well, I suppose I could use a break…
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Panda: What’s that noise?!?
Troll’s Granny: I had to finish myself off, you barely last 10 minutes…
Publsh0x Troll: Haha Panda has low stamina
Panda: It’s not my fault! These crappy crypto markets have stressed me out.
Troll’s Granny: Excuses, excuses I’m going out you two. Behave yourselves
Publsh0x Troll Where are you going Granny? Aren’t you tired?
Troll’s Granny: I’m going clubbing. Maybe I’ll meet a nice young stud, or two, or three or…
Publsh0x Troll & Panda: AAAGH!
Well I wasn’t expecting this on my Bitcoin bingo card.
That $30,000 Bitcoin support was weak sauce.
The $29,000, $28,000, and $27,000 “support” levels were like dollar store one ply toilet paper.
Crypto traders have a lot of poop on their hands now!
Then out of nowhere a court has sided with Grayscale over their Bitcoin spot ETF conversion request.
The Bitcoin lovers have moved the price near the $28,000 level (as of this writing).
Will this mark the resumption of the bull market? Or will there be another government agency drive by?
The Scumbag Excrement Commission have been dragging their feet with a Bitcoin spot ETF.
I wonder what the next excuse will be.
Maybe the folks filing the institutional applications forgot to cross the “t”s and dot the “I”s.
Maybe a period or semicolon was missing.
It must be an excruciating process.
Most meme coins and $#!+coins have deserved their grisly demise. However some hardworking aktcoins have been caught in the bureaucratic crossfire.
Some protocols have been outlined in chalk.
What started off as a routine crypto mugging escalated into a grisly crime scene.
Bloodstains soak the dark alley as spent bullet shells lie nearby.
Mangled crypto corpses have been carted off in meat wagons.
Hardened crypto veterans have vomited and some reduced to tears.
Slabs of crypto body parts line the morgue. Forensics experts are working double overtime to process the victims.
The crypto criminals have outdone themselves this cycle. There’s barely enough evidence to identify the victims.
Crypto criminals come in many forms the red tapers, shillers, and hackers just to name a few.
There’s so many scumbags in this space!
We deserve a HUGE relief rally.
It’s been a LOOONG crypto winter. I’m sure my frens feel the same.
Let’s not give up yet, the Bitcoin halvening is 7 months away.
A Bitcoin spot ETF be approved weeks before.
Let’s hope that this cycle will be better.
Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.
Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!
