Bienvenidos mis ositos…
Muhahaha, it is I MUERTE Panda the despicable EVIL TWIN of your beloved Suerte.
Publish0x Troll: Ha, oh please panda we all know this is just some cheap engagement farming trick so you can try to get more tips.
Muerte: Do you think that I care what a low self-esteem, low net worth troll with an even lower fertility rate thinks?
Publish0x Troll: Guh you really are the evil twin, Suerte would never hurt our feelings like that!
Muerte: MUHAHAHA, that’s right go back to granny’s basement in tears!
Society of Black Jewish Lesbian Parapalegic Midget Accountants (SOBJLPMA): You should stop making fun of trolls! Otherwise we will be forced to cancel you!
Muerte: What is this? I haven’t said anything against the Society of Black Jewish Lesbian Parapalegic Midget Accountants (SOBJLPMA)!!!
SOBJLPMA: Not yet but you might, after all you just made a PUBLISH0X troll cry
Muerte: Well, two can play this Oppression Olympic game. It just so happens that I’m part of the
Portly Publish0x Publishing Political Patronizing Pontificating Polyamorous Professional Pandas (PPPPPPPPP) I have a longer acronym and pandas are endangered too!
If you don’t leave me alone I’ll be forced to cancel your cancel!
SOBJLPMA: GASP! You wouldn’t dare!
Muerte: Are you sure you want to test a deranged panda???
SOBJLPMA: …how about we just let bygones be bygones. We’ll also leave a nice tip on the way out.
Muerte: Well, that sounds like a deal. Now where was I?
My dopey twin has been slacking on those youtube videos.
So I had to “convince” him with some brotherly love (and a baseball bat).
Obviously all of this is bad financial or tax advice. If you follow any of it you’ll wind up on the street.
You’re dumb, you’re hungry AND you just LOST that money!
