In the "everything's connected" news: BTC has been going below and USD 10K again. Speaking of BTC, while it may be more dependent on the governments than many people think, ETH, which has climbed . Speaking of ETH, BitPay will start supporting payments in ETH. Speaking of BitPay, it will announce additional coins soon, with LTC and XRP being evaluated. Speaking of XRP, Ripple wants its lawsuit gone. And speaking of alts rallying,
Meanwhile, Germany ‘rejected’ stablecoins, urging the world to follow suit, while the South Korean branch of OKEx decided to delist five privacy coins. Nonetheless, some of the country’s biggest companies are investing in domestic blockchain and crypto startups, with the Seoul government looking to get in on the action.
In other relevant news, BINANCE made its first strategic investment in China, while Binance.US to its markets. LG has confirmed that it’s considering the release of a blockchain-powered smartphone, and Wells Fargo plans to pilot its Wells Fargo Digital Cash in 2020. However, there might be no space for more than four blockchain standards until 2022.
And now – introducing Their Blockchainess, the Crypto Jokes.
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When you wish to hear the sweetest of words...
Altseason https://t.co/94Y9kRE850
— Mati Greenspan (@MatiGreenspan) September 18, 2019
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Finding hope in the smallest of details.
#ALTSEASON pic.twitter.com/yRrpTf0mel
— Bulldog (@CryptoBulld0g) September 17, 2019
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As a precise of an estimate as it gets.
“When is altseason coming?”
-sound on- pic.twitter.com/lcg95R7BKG
— Panama ? (@Panama_TJ) September 16, 2019
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When you see it all clearly.
The state of things ( ?° ?? ?°) pic.twitter.com/lmUcZqNb0d
— The Crypto Monk ? (@thecryptomonk) September 11, 2019
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Upgrading the global monetary system to Bitcoin pic.twitter.com/pRzdpZmb1p
— Pierre Rochard (@pierre_rochard) September 13, 2019
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Well, look, you know, sometimes it's oops...
Helping people get into crypto like pic.twitter.com/NW2DPcxTMd
— ?Crypto Christopher Walken?? (@cryptochrisw) September 16, 2019
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But other times... Cue 'The Avengers' theme song.
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When they ask you what it's like, show 'em this.
Cryptocurrency trading be like#BTC #Bitcoin pic.twitter.com/UIC53yH9lp
— Boxmining (@boxmining) September 10, 2019
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This week agrees.
10k support$BTC pic.twitter.com/IElbFnBbjl
— TEDDY ???? (@teddycleps) September 10, 2019
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It seems like a painful experience.
Market reaction when I buy altcoins. pic.twitter.com/kM7kSvC4MW
— ?lackbeard (@crypto_blkbeard) September 6, 2019
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The moment you age in a single second.
Me: I'm quitting my job to become a trader.
My finances: pic.twitter.com/mIIAPvy6Tz
— Ry Carr (@RyRy_Carr) September 14, 2019
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altcoin bulls so far pic.twitter.com/IKakq202pa
— Tuur Demeester (@TuurDemeester) September 9, 2019
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Hodl it for me, I'll be right back.
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Get this man a dictionary! Google it for him!
Jamie you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. from r/Bitcoin
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Looks about right.
Catching a pump like pic.twitter.com/oKnFSTHmMy
— HASHR8 (@h4shr8) September 5, 2019
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Kids these days...
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There's just no impressing them.
My alts on 2019... judges are Bitcoin. pic.twitter.com/XUBsgmF5iO
— Panama ? (@Panama_TJ) September 6, 2019
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Call everybody you know.
That moment when your altcoin is still down by 50% but it pumped 6% today pic.twitter.com/svSzrqzsVp
— Squeeze (@cryptoSqueeze) September 17, 2019
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And for the end, here's your weekend crypto anthem.