Your Pet is Your Trade Partner

Let’s meet our professional crypto trader. His name is Mr.Goxx. He got an office in a cage with a tiny desk, tiny closes on the wall,  a wheel, and two tunnels. Wait a minute, it is a hamster ??!

You are right! The crypto trader is a hamster who did great in the past month with returns of profits better than Warren Buffett!

Why hamster?

It was inspired by Dogecoin as a joke and the creator believes that the crypto market is just random as it is.

How does Hamster Work?

The design has to be as random as possible. The wheel is for him to make a type of crypto to trade. Two tunnels, one for buy and one for sell. If he went through the buy tunnel, the execution of trade would buy that type of crypto. Similar to the sell tunnel, it will execute the sell order when he goes through.

Make fun of professional traders

The idea behind is really just a joke. However, it reveals many interesting psychological aspects of crypto trading. People talk about charts, technology terms, crypto products, and many things to conclude a buy and convince not only themselves but also people that crypto is a moonshot investment. At the end of the day, a hamster may be just as good as anyone who trades crypto daily or even better.

Make your pet is your trading partner

You can design randomness with your pet pal! To do so, you need a selection mechanism for the pet to randomly choose crypto from. And you just need something to represent a buy order and a sell order.

Makes my cat is my partner 

I will hang two balls, one for buy and one for sale. If he jumps and he jumps and touches buy, the order will execute for a buy. Likewise, sell will execute when he touches the sell labeled ball. He will randomly scratch his palms in a scratching bar. The number of scratches will determine which one crypto selects to trade.

In conclusion 

Go ahead to design your winning strategy with your pets! You may become the next Warren Buffett in the crypto universe!

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