Twenty-Two Things About Me That Have Nothing to do with Crypto or My Kinks

For those of you who enjoyed my "A Whole Lot More About Me" writing (or have never read it), I present a list of twenty-two things about me that are not related to my misadventures in crypto nor kinks. Believe it or not, Ripley, I'm a little over getting up on my soapbox and posting political/SJW content for this week, so let's mix it up with something mostly light-hearted for a change, yeah?

• I'm probably funnier than I think I am. This has been externally verified by people who giggle at things I didn't intend to be humorous.
• I will hold you to your rules and expect you play by them, will call you out when you don't. I expect you to do the same to me.
• I call my friends Darling or Sausage (with their consent, of course).
• I am currently unemployed. If I cease to be active on various blogging sites within the next ten to forty days from time of writing, then I am homeless too.
• One of my hobbies includes messing around with DAWs and synths (including, but not limited to, Rytmik).
• I have both By Me a Coffee and Patreon accounts, to which I upload my music creations. However, I have no patrons.
• Bananas are my favourite fruit, followed by peaches. However, I'm not moving to the country to eat a lot of them.
• I do not like vanilla as a flavour; it strikes me as bland. Not in my food, nor in my sex life.
• I like my eggs like I like my sex: hot and hard.
• I am the walrus. I was a moose once.
• If I was going to datae a Kanker sister, it would be Marie.
• I am stubborn and pig-headed.
• I am very against any bigots who tries to silence/shame anyone who has an opinion or personal rule-set different from the groupthink of the madding crowd if it's not actually doing any harm.
• I might support your cause, but I consider it hypocritical and meaningless to call myself your ally. I'm on nobody's "side" but my own.
• I am a friggin' jelly doughnut!
• I make a lot of obscure pop-culture references. This writing contains some of those.
• I probably have no idea what I'm on about. I don't expect you to either.
• I do not use regex to parse XML or validate email addresses.
• I love cheese, especially Roquefort. Cheese.com is my happy place.
• My writing is unemployed in France. Not just my writing, actually; I am too (and not making enough crypto to sustain me).
• I am allegedly too legit to quit.
• If I'm following you here or on Fartloaf, it's most likely because you've written something that's resonated with me and I appreciate the brain that formed those words. Then again, it could be because you look ravishing in latex, leather or PVC.

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