Tfw no more up only

Well, they were. This week’s wild sell-offs allow a moment of space to look back on a heady yesterday when many felt the good times would never have a hiccup again.

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On May 3, amid the gains, MakerDAO Foundation alum Mariano Conti tweeted out the following challenge:

Challenge accepted.

For younger readers, The Police were a great 1980s band that launched the legend of the great solo act known as Sting. One of the band’s classic songs is 1978’s “So Lonely.” Most of the lyrics of “So Lonely” consist of crooning “so lonely” over and over with various vocal and guitar rejoinders.

But it does have two proper verses. Revised for crypto, those were more than enough to evoke the spirit of these times. It will require other talents than those I was bequeathed, I’m afraid, to turn this into a recorded track.

Until the charts see green again, here’s a tune meant to evoke optimistic days:

'Up Only'

Someone told me yesterday

That when you sell your ETH for gains

It’s just like saving for a rainy day

Locking in your savvy ways

But I can see the coming flip

DeFi making TradFi trip

And all my artsy NFTs

Disrupting hipster snobbery

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Now Bitcoin’s losing dominance

And Vitalik’s taking prominence

I’ve twelve and twenty staked on 2*

For when devs say that 1 is through

Taking gains at 8%

Unless I have slash event

You give your heart, I run my node

It proves my stake will not erode

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only (I see it)

Up only (I see it)

Up only (I feel)

Gotta hold, gotta hold

It’s gonna go!

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Only, ETH’s only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Up only

Holding only!

Up only

Up only

Up only

I see it!

Up only

I hold

I hold

I hold hold hold

I hold hold hold

I hold

I hold

I hold hold hold

It’s up only

Up only

I’m gonna hold

Hold only

Up only

I only hold

I only hold

Up only (I’m holdin’)

Up only (I’m holdin’)

Up only (I’m holdin’)

Up only (I’m holdin’)

Up only (I’m holdin’)

Up only (I’m holdin’)

* Running an Ethereum 2.0 validator requires a minimum of 32 ETH to run. Ethereum 1.0 used proof-of-work, not proof-of-stake. At first the old chain will run as a part of Ethereum 2.0 but many expect it to someday wind down.