According to Chinese officials, the digital yuan will have the best privacy protection, meaning that access to your data will be limited to only the closest family members of every Chinese official.
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A bitcoin mining company is planning to go public by merging with a NASDAQ listed company. That NASDAQ company is… GME. #thesqueezeisnotsquoze
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In the “what the hell did I just read?” news, Denmark’s chapter of Red Cross is sponsoring a $3M blockchain-based catastrophe bond for… volcanoes. Denmark, is of course famous for its volcanoes, the biggest of which being the lava cakes in Danish cafes.
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Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo, was awarded 770 JUV fan crypto tokens by the club — one for each goal scored. This is not even close to how many tokens Atletico Madrid is awarding to Luis Suarez for biting his opponents.
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MoonCats users are voting to destroy the final 160 genesis tokens so they don’t end up being bought up by bots. Because only humans should be able to lose their ETH stash on dug-up-from-the-NFT-graveyard–and-soon-forgotten NFTs.
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Hey, w got a logo now - that's worth a tip, right?
