FT crypto watch Oct 10th

Crypto people we love you!! Thanks for your thoughtful efforts to change the fabric of the FT and enable an option to fiat - and hopefully true web3 - for the greater good!! And thanks for every glance the  algo of the Atlas like PUBLISH0X gives us, so great to be with y'all!! 

It's a wonderful, lovely, triumphant Victory-day for us, the forces of good crypto for a hope beyond fiat!  Why?  Cause it's NOT just a fluke, the FT in their infinite wisdom has finally chosen to print crypto prices on the front page on a Monday!!! cue celestial tunes:  . wait we promised celestial tunes!! Dear readers know we love diggin thru the old record crates, it's time for tunes from LAST MONTH: Japanese crazy Irish ginger mosh-up heavenly tunes (cleansing, soothing) (but references a similar Johny Cash feast video to our eye)    Y'all feel better now, admit it!! Cause when yer Ed Sheeran and ya feel like doing a video with Pokemon, shazam Tokyo is on Line 1. 

We feel better anyway, think of the time we'll save!  Not that we are petty fascists, but we had of stinky agitprop lined up for anti Morningstar, FT and even Nikkei on this, we had chosen this hill to plant a flag on!  But thanks to y'all, us, the FT caved as soon as we ramped up!!  HA HAH!!!

We are 0.1% of the FT's readership on a good day !!  Feel the power 0xen fams!! We bent them to our will!! Without too many facial scars!!!  and now we can skip the latest moral and ethical grandstanding from the financial statistical high ground now, what a relief!!   Very funny, gotta count our Overton window wins when we can get them brothers and sisters!!Look at us, we are grateful for basic crumbs thrown by the FT, yes crypto does trade before monday!!! Oh well, changing the fabric one chitpost at a time. 

Crypto in the FT today, with love and humor !! Here's a front pager:  Dear readers will remember it's funny, hired smart guy Stephane Kasriel to push Meta ahead.  Stephane said Meta should code to open LEDGER standards, cause no one trusts FB and only the purity and halo of crypto distributed systems could save the stinky image of FB / Meta.   Ha hah!!!

Then Zuck said we will not change how we deal with NFTs one bit, dear readers know THAT's always a lie, so HOW are they changing?  Well, now we hear it's Metaverse versus restofverse in coding standards.   Stephane says something like "whoa that's a hard turn we are taking"and the result? Cheezy, chitty code that would be wiped out in competition in an active dev community, oh ya plus lost the odd 600,000,000,000 in market cap.  Six hundred billion here, there after a while it ADDS UP ZUCK!!!!   

Web3 coming ta getcha Zuckers! It's funny, virtual reality earned 28 last year.  Of which Zucks team took home a measly .  Whats that, not EVEN 2% ??

Fiscal funnies continue as Zuck's Reality Labs has already lost of 28 billion, and is committed to another 24 billionn non-cancellable contracts!!

The MINUTE, the freaking SECOND  web3 works everyone will drop things like FB oh wait they already did!! Even ZUCK did!!

Meta is deada, people.   It's funny.  Zuck says work with increased intensity and a sense of urgency.We have heard that before : Sounds like the FT's quartermaster handing out the meat prize for best anti-crypto narrative.  AR AR ar ar ar. 

Hey here's ANOTHER happy surprise!! A crypto story that was not online first makes print!!! AND they used a NEW graphic this time YAY!!!! Is crypto winter melting into spring?  Will we be able to deal out Thank Yous instead of fu's for once !!???  THAT would be great,  been a while!!:  a positive headline tagged on a blah week ahead, market questions update. 

Actually, pasted on crypto , viz the beleaguered cryptos.    from the humblingmarket crash. popular narratives of digital assets assets were surrendered. Volumes . Futures volume is stagnant

, that's TEN licks given to crypto in a four paragraph update!!! Anyone playing FT anti-crypto narrative copypasta bingo at home, we do NOT advise ten shots.  Well, not without food.  BINGOOOOO!!!! ar ar ar. 

Finally, the FT says the relative stability causes debate about what exactly would construe winter melting into spring.  Not that we are there yet.  Have ten FU's, FT, sick of it all. Only the print editor's headline counterpoint of positivity gives a semblance of "without favor" duct taped on this pile o hate.    The rest of the article, having drawn eyes by crypto, mumbles on to say CPI went down a tad, but rates will go up.  In the UK, GDP went negative, but rates will go up. TBF, these the issues driving BTC these days. 

Online?? Feel the cold breeze of the hard cold shoulder.  Not a drip of crypto news today!!

We still can't tell when we are not wanted, but we ARE busy so we will go looking for funny crypto elsewhere. 

Au revoir, dear 0xen!! we will see y'all in our dreams.  Actually even if we do dream of y'all,  we will never admit it, that's standard advice lol!! 

Peace out, 

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You make me feel

Like my troubled heart is a million miles away

You make me feel

Like I'm drunk on stars and we're dancing out into space

Celestial

Celestial, oh-oh We were made to be

Nothin' more than this

Finding magic in all the smallest things

The way we notice, that's what really matters

Let's make tonight go on and on and on   In honor of Pokemon, Ed got a new tat