In the realm of misfortune, where luck takes a dive, I found myself tangled, in a comical jive. From morning till night, a string of mishaps, Oh, the tales of bad luck, like never-ending traps!
I woke up one day, and tripped on my own shoelace, Landed on the floor, with a bewildered face. Then I spilled my coffee, staining my favorite shirt, Oh, bad luck, you really know how to make me hurt!
I went outside, hoping for a change of fate, But the rain poured down, soaking me head to toe, mate. I sought shelter under an umbrella, all in vain, For it turned inside out, like a rebellious crane!
I thought, maybe a walk would clear my mind, But oh, I slipped on a banana peel, how unkind! I tried to catch a bus, but missed it by a fraction, Oh, bad luck, you surely have a knack for distraction!
I went to buy a lottery ticket, hoping for a win, But alas, I misplaced my wallet, lost in a tailspin. Then I broke a mirror, seven years of bad luck, Oh, the irony, it's like I'm stuck in a humorous muck!
I made a phone call, but accidentally hit "End", And when I tried to cook, the smoke alarm did ascend. I couldn't catch a break, everything went awry, Oh, bad luck, you're the master of mischief, oh my!
But through it all, I couldn't help but smile, For life's unexpected twists, can be quite worthwhile. In moments of misfortune, laughter becomes the key, To embrace the chaos, and set the spirit free.
So here's to bad luck, and its hilarious sway, To the unexpected hurdles, that come our way. For in the grand comedy of life's funny dance, We find joy in laughter, even in misfortune's chance!
