Cryptonauts, y'all KNOW we love you!! As we should you do-gooders!!! Lifting up mankind against the heavy hands of the paper hanging fiat overlords and their Cantillon positioned cronies!!
Warmup funnies!! We already laughed yesterday at the blob Agustin saying crypto has lost the war against fiat. Today, let's (again) laugh at the vampire Charlie Lestat!!! It's funny, Charlie made the news TWICE this week!! First, he told us all to shut up!!
OK bigger funnies. Well, here's one - the war in Ukraine radically accelerated the move to crypto. We all know El Salvador made crypto legal tender, but as of 2023, BTC and oddly, maybe Doge, are legal tender!! Wildly inappropriate reading music thengood god y'all!! Still a GREAT baritone sax song, & we ARE keeping score about that.
it's funny, Bitcoin will rise because rates are low, therefore free money!! OR Bitcoin will rise because rates are HIGH, therefore inflation!! The Charlies and the FCA's & SEC's of the world (who have ALREADY WON the current fiat reindeer games) are trying their best to stamp it out! Stomp it down!! Playing whack a mole!!! But the have-nots of the world - Edwin when he started, El Salvador, the Ukraine, Central African Republic, soon to include Nigeria if Peter wins (realistically already true anyway) - keep on pushing crypto UP!!! Why, it's just like Chas's silver spoon start to life!! But what does this remind us of?? Yeah, we had to print it one more time, it's too funny
OK more funnies. Well, Gary's PR rehab campaign is in FULL GEAR!! IGNORE that no SEC head before was EVER such a butt buddy with a CEO who was IN THE ACT of stealing 10,000,000,000 dollars!! Except possibly senator Jon Corzine!! Jon's unprosecuted gambling theft from innocent farmer clients of the venerable MF Global only lost three billion in todays money. Instead, pay attention!! EVERYTHING is a security!! So it's ALL under GARY's control!!! Got it yet?? LIttle people?? ar ar ar aroooo00000
Oh man we gotta do better than this, these are rookie funnies!! Here's an oldie but goodie. The US gummint was supposed to be for the people, by the people, and of the people. The founding fathers didn't understand how the gummint would mix in little people vs big important people part we reckon!! The Fed says they ARE / WERE audited!! hmm, partially, most recently in 1994 AND 1995!!! MORE recently, after 2008, the GAO just started to take a peek. They then found conflicts of interest, no-bid contracts, and a STUNNING 86 TRILLION, that's 86,000,000,000,000.00 in bailout spending totally unauthorized by Congress, who of course is supposed to be the ONLY ones ABLE to authorize spending!!!
Dear readers know what that means. If they say "I am not a crook" if they say "I did not have sex with that woman" if they say " I am not a retarded hothouse flower" if they say "If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" our gut knows the truth real quick.
Hmm, well to stay balanced, let's take a blast at crypto as well, shall we?? Sugarfix said BTC has a marketing department with a 30MM budget. Dunno bout that, but WHO the #$(#$$(*& came up with the term, "impermanent loss?? "
#($&* $#@($&* them. LIFE is impermanent!!
But our love for y'all cryptonauts is Here. To. STAY BABY!!!
Peace out, love
wait wait, it's more fun to bash the establishment!! Here's a GIANT funny dear readers will know we love too much!! USDC just announced, thanks to their pals in gummint whack a moling BUSD, the death spiral of over regulatory happy USDC just got a dead cat bounce!! It's funny, Coinscreed got the story pitifully wrong!!
So, now, USDC knows the world is laughing at them. Since T-cash was bullied out of existence, USDT market cap went UP by three billion!! While Circle, counterintuitively to Gary, we must assume, faceplanted, going up by a lousy one billion.
So here's Circle borrowing Gary's PR team to hit the presses!!! they gathered all their funds, had a whip round led by Gary & Bobby Diamond, & they managed to drive USDC market up !! OK!?!? by a whole 600 million !!! In just seven days!!! Is that good?? Well let's compare to USDT!!
peace out,
ps PLEASE refer YET ANOTHER pal!! Thanking you!!
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
Say it again, y'all
War, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh War, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons go off to fight
And lose their lives It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(War) Friend only to The Undertaker
Oh, war it's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die? Oh
Oh, war, has shattered many a young man's dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much too short and precious
To spend fighting wars each day
War can't give life
It can only take it away, oh
Peace, love and understanding, tell me
Is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way, oh
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it (nothing)