Hey Cryptonauts, mighty Watch Army, we love ya!! Grab the Sam Brownes, flowers n heavy arms, there's a lot of hilarious crypto news we have missed !!
Shane McGowan's dead, we loved him, but he was cooked for a long time! Thought about playing "body of an american" but here were are for reading music , Davebot is COOKED. Over easy, crispy critter!!!
But but SO MUCH FUNNY CRYPTO NEWS!!!
Warmup funnies -
E.g. WTF is going on with Kyberswap ah ha ha ok ok smart contract vulnerability, piff goes 50 milly, more if you count destruction. that's just regular funny. But THEN AH HA HA
Hey but that's not all folks, 50 milly, them's rookie numbers gotta get them numbers up.
Let's zoom in on our boy, Justin Sun, well loved by mighty Watch Army regulars for being the king of the chitcoins, world without end amen baby, TRON is STILL a top 12 crypto !!
Justin has Huboi, well now HTX whatever, HTX is hacked for 8 milly in September no biggie, then Poloniex was hacked for a 120 million, then Huuuuuboi HTX AGAIN for 115 millon.
So for Poloniex, Justin ID's the hacker, offered seven days for five milly, seven days passed, Justin raised the offer to TEN milly, Folks think it was Lazarus / north korea. Poloniex says ahhh, don't worry, just petty cash & is restarting ops. Justin is promising airdrops to hold on Poloniex lol !!
ahh better funnier funnies Davebot $(#$&!!!
OK zoom OUT for the BIG funnies !! BTC is at 40K!! Take THAT charlie Munger!! oops sorry too soon!! OK heres a funny. our boys A16Z dropped the best hilarious screed in October,
it's ALLLLL gonna be OK boys n girls. !! To Censorship, to Malthusians, to Kramer, we join our (hilarious) boy Elon in saying, in a heartbeat
On the other hand, of course, we got the nay-sayers, sadly including Vitalek, WTF pony-boy, strap up & ride ya punk
TLDR: cmon Vitalek, show a little joy ! fifty years ago your life might NOT have been all that, now it is!!
Woah reserves cutting out, gotta snooze, love y'all take care excelsior !!
Peace out, love
Oh wait wait zoom WAY WAY out for the BIG laughs like always
circle jerks lyrics
I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
I feel it coming on again
Just like it did before
It'll feed your pride with boredom I feel it coming on again, just like it did before
They feed your pride with boredom, and they lead you off to war
The way you treat each other, makes me feel ill
And if you want to fight them, then you're dying to get killed I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you A pox upon the media and everything you read
They'll tell you your opinions and they're very good indeed I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you And when I have destroyed you, I'll come picking at your bones
You won't have a single atom left to call your own
peace out slieep tight