Blockchain believers we LOVE you!! How much??? MORE!!! Hey please give a follow, we are trying to break 1,000! Thanks to all 985 of y'all who DID!!
Punk pop reading music for today's funny tour!TLDR we figured out NFG (*ar ar ar ) is from Florida!!
Warm up funnies - last month we couldn't SPELL OPENSEA NFT's, now, thanks to big daddy MVP PVM for some reason we have FOUR!! the two new ones?? The feeling when you hit Miami after years in Eurrip:
OK OK CRYPTO funnies - thar's a PLENTY!!
Well, not if you bet heavily AGAINST BTC in 2014, mind you... but still good for LAUGHS!!! C'mon, this one is REALLY funny and DOUBLE topical!!!
OK crypto funnies from the past that are only HILARIOUS NOW!!!
OMG it was SO funny. When SVB was crashing, some art heads whipped over to pose in front of the TV cameras with an arty BTC ad!! Referencing the Janet "I don't think we should audit the fed "/ "Buy bitcoin" photobomb " pic dear readers know we love!!
will go STRAIGHT to heaven, cryptograffiti!! Actually, y'all are IMMORTAL now!!
simple funnies are the BEST
Meanwhile, NFT's continue to eat the world, and give us all headaches & bad dreams!! but funny tho
Well, we are still loving the Miami graffiti, THAT's for sure!!
TLDR: but lets be bilateral in our laughter!!!
Satoshi left us ALL SET UP with BTC!! a perfect, seemingly un(##$(*able system, battle hardened!! Miners mining, & the people being saved by the abuses of fiat!!
So, what did we Mericans do?? Find a way to commercially screw it all up!!
In a related separated at birth news story, the gummint shuts down crypto custodians and exchanges. But NASDAQ leans IN BABY!!
Institutions are PILING IN !!
Here's a recent graph showing the CME, the old Chi town Merch, capturing over a FIFTH of all BTC option action by open interest.
So, WTF?? Where is Kraken?? These numbers ain't all that normalized. Use CoinMarketCap, WhiteHouse!! Wait WAIT WHERE IS THE CME !!??!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ar ar ar aroo000000!! Yer BIAS IS SHOWING BABY!!
Oh, wait, that's cuz all the CME options are controlled oppo? Just the gummint beating down the free market, so THAT open interest shouldn't COUNT??? AH HA HA HA stop!! Please!!
OH WAIT THAT'S CUZ THE CME ONLY TRADES COMMODITIES!! so BTC and ETH must be COMMODITIES AH HA HA HA HA!!!
OK we gotta hop, love y'all !! please refer a friend!
Peace out, love