Fellow cryptokings and cryptoqueens,
Etherium, the cryptocurrency powered by the Ether and the social construct which attributes value to objects, plunged today after peaking at pver $4,200 per unit. As of 9:16pm EST, Etherium was coming in at $3841.71. Before you go running to sell your Etherium, remember that it is still predicted to break $10,000 in the year. Yeah, you could make some money now; but you can make out like a bandit if you hold out.
Stay strong. Hold.