The funniest crypto March 28th!!

Blockchain believers we LOVE you!!   How much??? MORE!!!   Hey please give a follow, we are trying to break 1,000!  Thanks to all 985 of y'all who DID!! 

Punk pop reading music for today's funny tour!TLDR we figured out NFG (*ar ar ar ) is from Florida!! 

Warm up funnies - last month we couldn't SPELL OPENSEA NFT's, now, thanks to big daddy MVP PVM for some reason we have FOUR!! the two new ones?? The feeling when you hit Miami after years in Eurrip: TLDR: and the feeling when you look back on your old bands in NYC, Houston, Tex Ass and Michigan:  Seriously, some of them would look like that if you dug them up !!! 

OK OK CRYPTO funnies - thar's a PLENTY!! TLDR:  well, good enuff for gummint work!!  Let's find some funny POSITIVE crypto news stories!! THIS one RULES!! Oh, they will be playing "take me to the candy shop" LONG after we are all dust.  But THIS - THIS is pure awesomness!! TLDR Fiddy accepted 700 BTC for 2014 music, then totally spaced it out.  Life is good!!

Well, not if you bet heavily AGAINST BTC in 2014, mind you... but still good for LAUGHS!!! C'mon, this one is REALLY funny and DOUBLE topical!!!  TLDR: ar ar ar ar oo000000!!!

OK crypto funnies from the past that are only HILARIOUS NOW!!! TLDR: the internet never forgets, so remember to LAUGH!!! 

OMG it was SO funny.  When SVB was crashing, some art heads whipped over to pose in front of the TV cameras with an arty BTC ad!! Referencing the Janet "I don't think we should audit the fed "/ "Buy bitcoin" photobomb " pic dear readers know we love!!

will go STRAIGHT to heaven, cryptograffiti!!  Actually, y'all are IMMORTAL now!! 

simple funnies are the BEST 

Meanwhile, NFT's continue to eat the world, and give us all headaches & bad dreams!! but funny tho Tldr; Nope!! No A7X, no mighty Mastodon, no to Lamb of God even.  OK OK if ya WANT to go that way, here's some You Will Know Us By our Trail Of Dead : ok that's better, where were we, oh ya funny crypto news!!

Well, we are still loving the Miami graffiti, THAT's for sure!!

TLDR: but lets be bilateral in our laughter!!!  

Satoshi left us ALL SET UP with BTC!! a perfect, seemingly un(##$(*able system, battle hardened!!  Miners mining, & the people being saved by the abuses of fiat!! 

So, what did we Mericans do?? Find a way to commercially screw it all up!! TLDR: Now, like Idiotocracy, we increase the block size by 50%, pervert the mining system by paying extra for one satoshi transactions, slow transaction speed, and bloat nodes so bad it wipes out the small node runners!!  But the FUNNY part?  Casey Rodamoor, the proud cali idiot what did it!! Here's Casey: Oops, sorry, we meant HERE is Casey: TLDR: tell corporate they are the SAME PICTURE !!! ar ar ar !! 

In a related separated at birth news story, the gummint shuts down crypto custodians and exchanges.  But NASDAQ leans IN BABY!! TLDR: it's FUNNY!! and in VERY related funnies - 

Institutions are PILING IN !! TLDR: and in OTHER related funnies, we get THIS gem by OG Breedlove:TLDR or, we need BIGGER FUNNIES !!!  you could say it THIS way: : c'mon, that's a BIG funny!!  But it's not the ONLY thing the gummint aint saying.. 

Here's a recent graph showing the CME, the old Chi town Merch, capturing over a FIFTH of all BTC option action by open interest.  In their recent hatchet job on crypto from the White House, they printed a list of all them nasty crypto derivatives houses!! 

So, WTF?? Where is Kraken?? These numbers ain't all that normalized.  Use CoinMarketCap, WhiteHouse!!  Wait WAIT WHERE IS THE CME !!??!!  AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ar ar ar aroo000000!! Yer BIAS IS SHOWING BABY!! 

Oh, wait, that's cuz all the CME options are controlled oppo? Just the gummint beating down the free market, so THAT open interest shouldn't COUNT??? AH HA HA HA stop!! Please!! 

OH WAIT THAT'S CUZ THE CME ONLY TRADES COMMODITIES!! so BTC and ETH must be COMMODITIES AH HA HA HA HA!!! 

OK we gotta hop, love y'all !! please refer a friend! 

Peace out, love