This article isn't an attack on Schiff's boomer ideology with technology or his fascination of shiny rocks - it's about the idolization of him by every crypto soy-boy and if they aren't idolizing him, they are fucking liars. Long time Bitcoin critic and gold merchant Peter Schiff, is based beyond belief for one reason: He has made it. He has achieved the dream of every crypto fanboy in existence. He is rich, he's got balls, and he is smarter than you.
Worth His Weight in Gold
Peter graduated from Berkeley and began his career as a stockbroker at Lehman Brothers. Despite the loony liberalism environment that surrounded him in the Bay Area and New York City, he was able to acquire a successful brokerage firm and renamed it to Euro Pacific Capital. Since then he has written books, ran for Senate, made numerous media appearance, and has been accumulated a shit ton of gold since the stone age.
The man capitalizes on economic downturns and cries 'Recession Incoming!' every morning when he wakes up. And those few decades that he is correct, he makes fucking bank. Shilling books, TV appearances, and podcast ads might make him some scratch but his bread and butter is in GOLD. Peter will spend an hour talking shit on Bitcoin and then turn around and accept fucking Bitcoin on his site to purchase gold. And he doesn't give a flying fuck. Those gold fees on his site just purchased his fourth lambo and 3 hours with the hottest prostitute in San Juan.
Big Shiny Balls of Gold
Peter Schiff has balls. That's it. That's the sentence.
The man has strong beliefs and how can he not because it literally runs in his blood. The man's father died in a federal prison for refusing to pay his fucking income taxes. How incredibly based is that? His father wrote that taxes were illegal and spent decades arguing in the courts which he ultimately lost and thus signing his death sentence. There should be statues of his father erected in front of the Federal Reserve building.
His father was a revolutionary who fought against the ugliest motherfucker in town - the U.S. government. His son Peter is a revolutionary in his own right. Maybe not as grand and willing to go to fuck-me-in-the-ass prison, but still he should be applauded. Crypto and Bitcoin soy-boys pretend they are fighting their own revolution when in fact the only thing they are fighting is the constant suicidal thoughts in their head.
Bitcoin has the banks, big tech, the big 4, the big VCs, NASDAQ, and all of Silicon Valley. Yet they pretend that they are the victims. They are the ones who spit on Wall Street and in the next sentence beg and plea for them to buy their shitcoin bags. Newsflash: It's the other way around, you've been buying the institution's Bitcoin bags. Peter Schiff knows this. He's been fighting the institution his whole life which led him to gold. A sound investment that hasn't and can't be tainted by the degeneracy of Wall Street. He's been melting down bullions into dildos and sticking them in the ass of brokers for decades and degens like Anthony Pompliano and Eric Voorhees are next.
Smarter Than a Bag of Shiny Rocks
Peter was able to spot debauched blackhole that is Wall Street and left the liberal scum of New York City a few years ago to go bang fat ass Puerto Ricans chicks. He still shills economic recession and shits on Bitcoin every chance he gets but this time mostly from his laptop on a beach and usually while sipping a margarita and a cutie chiquita sucking his huge dick.
Even his zoomer son knows more about the stock market than you - and guess what, he doesn't giving two flying fucks about crypto. Crypto soy-boys and stock market cucks constantly show up in his mentions asking if he is bullish or bearish. The kid is 12 years old and already fintwit degens are begging for Fed market rate insights from him. Based? Yes.
In conclusion, Peter Schiff should be the envy of every cryptotard in the space. They ridicule and attack Schiff for his views but they will never ever be half the man he is. Everyone should aspire to be like him. Rock-hard beliefs and his ability to smell crypto, Fed, and finance bullshit a mile away - Peter Schiff has made it and for that we give him four based Dentacoins out of four.
